Thursday, June 07, 2007 7:11 PM
Jokes of the DAY
something to
SPICE UP and brighten your boring day~
hur =x
Phua Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to
Chu Beng's son, Aloysius ...
Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws, same like when you dig your nose
with your finger mah !
Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex
more
than men?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you
dig
dig your nose, your nose feel
better than your finger, right ?
Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the
load(road),den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or
not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah
Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex
when she is having her menses?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah !Use
your Blain(brain), use your blainnn ..........
Aloy : Why is it most men don't like
wearing condoms when they are making love?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah you like to dig with a glove
on your finger or not ? Not
the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight (correct) or not?
Aloy : Why is making love carried out
in
private ?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use
your blainnnnn . you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole
class izit ?? Stupid lah!!
Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you
are very good.
PCK : Aiyah ...... best in Singapore
and
JB, and some say Batam also ah !!!
LOL!!
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